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Bohemian Rhapsody. That song brings people together.

And thanks for helping me get to 300 :D

If you could have five deities over for dinner, which would you invite, and what would you serve?

Dyonisys, Bacchius, Aphrodite, Buddha & Jesus: The first three because that just sounds like a good time, and the other two because I'm sure they'd be cool and wouldn't harsh my burrito, as it were. I'd probably serve a sort of tapas style of meal, where there was a little bit of everything and people could sample as they pleased. Now, some might argue that Jesus was not actually a deity, but the son of a god. However, I would note that The Holy Trinity consists of The Father, The Son, AND The Holy Spirit. It's not called The Holy Duo & Son.

Have you ever preformed a human sacrifice? If so, which deity was it for, and did you regret it?

No, I could never take the life of another solely for the purpose of my own personal gains. The only sacrifices I have ever made have been of my self, that the deity has been my art.

If you were a fruit, how would you be sliced?

Sliced directly in half as I flew through the air with my two portions still spinning when they landed.

Have you noticed you ask a lot of questions involving fruit?

It's my favorite food group. Meat comes in a close second.

You're stranded on a deserted island, and in order to survive, you need food. Unfortunately, the only edible thing on the island is your pet monkey. What do you do?

I'm sure as hell not eating my monkey! Chim Chim has been like a brother to me!

If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what color is the sound that is produced?

Cordoba, Argentina.

What are earthquakes on other planets called?

They're still called earthquake because it is the ground, or "earth" that is quaking, rather than the actual planet. Now, I suppose you could have a marsquake or a plutoquake, but I'm sure the only people that would really care about them would be intergalactic seismologists.

If you strangle a smurf, what color does it turn?

Purple.

Now let me ask you a question. And please don't take this the wrong way because I really appreciate the level of participation you are presenting.

Who ARE you?

I'm just a girl with a lot of questions. Horrible, disturbing questions.

Who are you?

Jennifer John Bradley, Escquire: Artiste Extraordinaire!

If "all the world's a stage", where is the audience sitting?

Well, if all the world's a stage and all the people in it merely players, then the people - the players - are also the audience. So, I guess when they're not on they're in the green room, or hiding behind a flat or trying to score with the make-up girl.

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

No, you should use any weapon, no matter how loud or ungainly, to take out any mime you come across. Rocks are popular, but lemons also work. See my post on lobster monsters.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

You have failed at failing. If you attempt something and the outcome is the opposite of your original intent, then that is still failure.

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Gotten damned lucky.

are you going to next May war?

That depends entirely on whether or not I'm in a show at the time. I know I'll being doing two shows in Napa next summer, but I'm not sure of the time frame. It's possible that I can put War on my conflicts list, provided I don't have performances or tech week.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

(besides the waste of money)

Bah! I hate it when I miss a question!

Lisa, it would be like trying to put two magnets together at the ends with the same polarity. If they were any good, they would soon realize they were wasting their time, but would keep up the charade to get your money, because those guys don't make squat.

Now I have a question: Anybody know much about the Pacific Heights area in San Francisco? I have a friend looking to move up here and that's one of the places she's been able to find affordable housing. I don't want to send her into the ghetto.