Fan Blog - St. Kevin - Prequel to the Epilogue, Part 1.

Here we go, folks! Back to our scheduled program, we've got Tuesday's fan blog by our very own St. Kevin. Kevin's been a fan of the show since, well, longer than I can remember. He's one of our first fans, one of our most dedicated guys and someone we've found ourselves hiding specific jokes for since he's so damn good at finding them.  

Kevin has picked up our subtle hints of, "Oh my god, Break a Leg fan fiction would be the best thing ever" and has decided to do his own little Break a Leg story. Except it's not so much fiction as it scriptwriting, but I'll forgive him this time.

Enjoy his script and remember it's in no way related to the main plotline of the show -- this is a story that takes place in the Break a Leg world, inside of Kevin's head.

Here we go.
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                          BREAK A LEG: THE PREQUEL TO THE EPILOGUE

 After much investigative work (and by that I mean breaking into Yuri’s home) I have stumbled upon (stole) this script that begins somewhere after Groomates makes it big. I am presenting the prequel of this story to you today. If you like it, maybe I will share more of it with you. If you don’t like it, well, then I’ll probably just cry about my own personal failures.

 Please excuse all of the formatting mistakes. “Yuri and Vlad” were amateur screenwriters when “they” wrote this. Hopefully you’ll get the gist of what’s happening, though. (You know, this story sounds kind of familiar…)

FADE IN:

          INT. ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY STUDIO - DAY

          David Penn sits in a chair in the middle of a large studio.

                              DAVID (V.O.)
                    You know in retrospect, this whole
                    thing was definitely a great idea.
                    I mean look at me, I look
                    well-rested...I think...yeah, I
                    think that's a fresh pie!

          Someone off screen hands David a steaming apple pie.

                              DAVID (V.O.)
                    And you know, at least I'm not at
                    another boring publicity-shoot.

          CAMERA PUSHES OUT to show a dozen cameras fixed behind where
          David is sitting.

                              DAVID (V.O.)
                    Aw, *bleep*.

                              PHOTOGRAPHER
                    You just had to succeed at
                    everything, didn't you David? You
                    did everything your fans asked you
                    to do, and it was simple! All you
                    had to do--

                              DAVID
                    Are you just going to shoot me?
                    Come on.

                              PHOTOGRAPHER
                    I'm getting to that.

                              DAVID
                    Okay, 'cause I've been here with
                    this makeup on for, like, an
                    hour...

          Laughter is heard from somewhere off-screen. The
          photographer and David look off to the side to find a crowd
          of excited people holding headshots of David.

                              PHOTOGRAPHER
                    What are you doing?

                              FAN #1
                    I just wanted an, uh, autograph...

                              FAN #2
                    Yeah, he's practically the next
                    Woody Allen!

                              PHOTOGRAPHER
                    I told you not to say anything!

                              CROWD (COLLECTIVELY)
                    Awww....

                              FAN #2
                    That was the last one...

                              PHOTOGRAPHER
                    Here we go, David.

          The photographer picks up his camera, and points it at
          David.

                              DAVID (V.O.)
                    And that's how I became famous.
                    Maybe. I'm not actually sure. Can
                    we go back...

          INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY

          STILL SHOT of Jennifer and Sebastian sitting at a table.

          SUBTITLE: One Season Earlier

                              DAVID (V.O.)
                    ...and let's get rid of that lame,
                    fuzzy, flashback look. Great.

                              TO BE CONTINUED...

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Have you got some fan fiction? A blog? A letter? A story? A college essay? Anything related to Break a Leg or, hell, even not? Anything that a mass amount of people would love to read? Email it to info@breakaleg.tv and, if it's good enough, we'll post a fan blog every Tuesday of every week.

Also, remember, if you want to personally talk to Break a Leg crew or cast, you can message them here:

Yuri: BreakaLegSitcom
Vlad: Ante31337
Justin (Chase Cougar): Jus10m82
Dashiell: SomeonemanR

Thanks, guys! Enjoy the blog!

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C*@kblanca is out and it's better than the original!

The newest conversation, C*@kblanca is out and ready for your love. Chase Cougar, the ex-porn star teaches Mint, the boom operator, about how to act his heart out and his pants off!

The episode is already featured on YouTube, so you can check it out there (and please, please, please, comment, rate and favorite) or right on our website, under "Episodes" -- where we'd love to hear your comments also.

Enjoy, guys! Also, if you look closely (and even then, I'm not sure you can tell) you'll see that the tagline to the Chase script uses, is:

C*@blanca
He had a date, with fate, in C*@blanca

Something that makes me laugh for no particular reason.

Thanks!
-Yuri

 

Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 by Registered CommenterBreak a Leg | Comments3 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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Break a Leg gets interviewed by IFC.com!

That's right, like the network.

The Indepedent Film Channel has a show on their website called, "Lunchbox" where they cover various things in various places happening to various people. Anyway, last week they interviewed me in the most awkward, uncomfortable way (via web chat on a lap top... and I'm not wearing any pants) -- and today, Friday, the interview is out for your viewing.

One quick thing -- they say I'm the writer/creator of the show, I am, in fact, the co-writer and co-creator, with, as most of you know, Vlad, my brother, who writes just as much of the show as I do.

Just saying!

You can see the interview here.

You can even just see it by going to the front page of IFC.com!

Enjoy,

-Yuri

Posted on Friday, March 21, 2008 by Registered CommenterBreak a Leg | Comments5 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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You Are The Best.

Though there's still a day left and some sort of momentous effort could turn the tides and Break a Leg could potentially snare the lead from The Guild -- sadly, we think it's over. It's unfortunate that the contest was sullied with cheating, it's unfortunate that it was so easy to cheat, and it's unfortunate that fans posted various places bragging about their ability to cheat. It's really no fun that way -- and again, it's unfortunate that that's what the contest turned into.

Either way, we want to thank all of you who voted, told people, told friends, told family, told enemies -- without you guys, we wouldn't have even gotten close. And welcome to all the Guild fans who actually got our Felicia-killing joke and decided to watch the rest of the show, we welcome your support and your eyes and anything else you'll let us take from you.

Also, thanks to Felicia for playing along with the video -- you may have won this Holy Battle but you have not won the Holy War, Day.

Finally, all neutrality aside, there's one thing this contest taught all of us and it's that, we can't possibly hope for a better fanbase than you guys. You are honestly some of the most entertaining, intelligent and interesting people on the Internet and while some of the Guildies decided to rage against us and insult us, none of you ever went that path and we like that and appreciate it. Even though we wouldn't mind it terribly if one of you sacrificed, say, a Guild fan, to help us get, oh, I don't know, on TV. Just a thought.

Anyway, thanks again for all of your support and stay tuned to our regularly scheduled program of blogs and conversations.

Thanks, guys!

-Yuri

Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 by Registered CommenterBreak a Leg | Comments6 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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Break a Leg and The Guild in Holy War!

Hey, guys.

First of all, thanks for everyone who's voted and who keeps voting. We've managed to somehow close the gap between The Guild and Break a Leg and we thank everyone for the voting and the help and the passing on to friends and the unnatural desire to have Mint sing your name poorely and probably mispronounced.

That aside, if you still haven't seen our latest "Vote for Us" video, you can check it out on YouTube or right on our front page. Yes, it's true, we kill Felicia Day of the Guild in it.

Which, by the way, Felicia has declared war on us on her blog (Break a Leg fighting a guild? oh, the irony!) so, keep voting, keep telling people to vote and thanks very much!

Also, The Guild has been nominated for Best Web Series on YouTube -- we aren't nominated, but I think they deserve to win, especially after I put Felicia's head in a washing machine. So, if you have time, help them out by voting.

Thanks again, guys!

-Yuri

Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 by Registered CommenterBreak a Leg | Comments1 Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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