Fan Blog - St. Kevin - Prequel to the Epilogue, Part 1.
Here we go, folks! Back to our scheduled program, we've got Tuesday's fan blog by our very own St. Kevin. Kevin's been a fan of the show since, well, longer than I can remember. He's one of our first fans, one of our most dedicated guys and someone we've found ourselves hiding specific jokes for since he's so damn good at finding them.
Kevin has picked up our subtle hints of, "Oh my god, Break a Leg fan fiction would be the best thing ever" and has decided to do his own little Break a Leg story. Except it's not so much fiction as it scriptwriting, but I'll forgive him this time.
Enjoy his script and remember it's in no way related to the main plotline of the show -- this is a story that takes place in the Break a Leg world, inside of Kevin's head.
Here we go.
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BREAK A LEG: THE PREQUEL TO THE EPILOGUE
After much investigative work (and by that I mean breaking into Yuri’s home) I have stumbled upon (stole) this script that begins somewhere after Groomates makes it big. I am presenting the prequel of this story to you today. If you like it, maybe I will share more of it with you. If you don’t like it, well, then I’ll probably just cry about my own personal failures.
Please excuse all of the formatting mistakes. “Yuri and Vlad” were amateur screenwriters when “they” wrote this. Hopefully you’ll get the gist of what’s happening, though. (You know, this story sounds kind of familiar…)
FADE IN:
David Penn sits in a chair in the middle of a large studio.
DAVID (V.O.)
You know in retrospect, this whole
thing was definitely a great idea.
I mean look at me, I look
well-rested...I think...yeah, I
think that's a fresh pie!
Someone off screen hands David a steaming apple pie.
DAVID (V.O.)
And you know, at least I'm not at
another boring publicity-shoot.
CAMERA PUSHES OUT to show a dozen cameras fixed behind where
David is sitting.
DAVID (V.O.)
Aw, *bleep*.
PHOTOGRAPHER
You just had to succeed at
everything, didn't you David? You
did everything your fans asked you
to do, and it was simple! All you
had to do--
DAVID
Are you just going to shoot me?
Come on.
PHOTOGRAPHER
I'm getting to that.
DAVID
Okay, 'cause I've been here with
this makeup on for, like, an
hour...
Laughter is heard from somewhere off-screen. The
photographer and David look off to the side to find a crowd
of excited people holding headshots of David.
PHOTOGRAPHER
What are you doing?
FAN #1
I just wanted an, uh, autograph...
FAN #2
Yeah, he's practically the next
Woody Allen!
PHOTOGRAPHER
I told you not to say anything!
CROWD (COLLECTIVELY)
Awww....
FAN #2
That was the last one...
PHOTOGRAPHER
Here we go, David.
The photographer picks up his camera, and points it at
David.
DAVID (V.O.)
And that's how I became famous.
Maybe. I'm not actually sure. Can
we go back...
INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY
STILL SHOT of Jennifer and Sebastian sitting at a table.
SUBTITLE: One Season Earlier
DAVID (V.O.)
...and let's get rid of that lame,
fuzzy, flashback look. Great.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Have you got some fan fiction? A blog? A letter? A story? A college essay? Anything related to Break a Leg or, hell, even not? Anything that a mass amount of people would love to read? Email it to info@breakaleg.tv and, if it's good enough, we'll post a fan blog every Tuesday of every week.
Also, remember, if you want to personally talk to Break a Leg crew or cast, you can message them here:
Yuri: BreakaLegSitcom
Vlad: Ante31337
Justin (Chase Cougar): Jus10m82
Dashiell: SomeonemanR
Thanks, guys! Enjoy the blog!
Break a Leg
in fan day
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The Woody Allen part is for sure my fav!
Hahaha I'd be lying if I said I didn't "lol" at that part.
Way to go Kevin
i like writing jokes that about 2 people will understand. i'm glad you liked it, anna.
I remember when Yuri got that review and we talked for like an hour about how he wasn't really that similar too him because he obviously wouldn't consider marrying his step daughter.
This was funny lol
yes! thanks freddy!