Break a Leg

Dear Celebrity,

Hi.

I'm glad you stumbled on our blog. Perhaps your agent said, "Tom [Cruise] -- you're not doing well enough, check out this internet sitcom and see what you think." Or maybe you were looking at how your own video website was doing and happened to spot us, Will [Ferrell.]) Or maybe you were horribly offended by our portrayal of you and want to make things right, Gary [Coleman.]

Whichever category you fall into, hi.

Thanks for stopping by.

And let me extend an invitation to being in our cast. See, Break a Leg was always intended to have at least one celebrity guest in each episode. It can be anyone, really [Paris Hilton], you could've been the star of your own reality show or you could've been the star of Good Will Hunting (come on, Robin Williams -- you live like four blocks away from me) -- all we know is we want you in our show.

And we'll make it funny.

Also, we won't pay you. We'll feed you -- oh, the things we'll feed you! Bagels like you've never tasted! A bagel dog, sometimes. Sometimes carrots! Sometimes not. Sometimes cream cheese and sometimes tiny pink water bottles marked with "The Starter Wife" label for some reason. You can even come and sleep under Chase Cougar's bed -- or, if you're Salma Hayek or Ron Jeremy, in Chase Cougar's bed. No, we won't pay you -- but the joy you'll have by shooting with us is unparalleled!

So, come one, come all, come anyone who's ever had to sign an autograph or been asked to do a porn film -- we're here, waiting to make you hipper by being on an internet show. And while that doesn't seem hip yet -- it will be. Oh, how it will be.

Thank you.

-Yuri Baranovsky
Co-Creator/Co-Writer of Break a Leg
Chief Celebrity Wrangler