Break a Leg

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/la-et-coleman7-2008sep07,0,7181596.story

it appears adult sized gary coleman is out hitting people with his car. (the LA Times obviously doesn't have a more recent photo of him.) he says it was because a guy took some pictures of him at a bowling alley, but how can we be sure? perhaps it was one of jimmy's soldiers trying to take him out, and gary coleman was fighting back.

discuss your ideas!

Does Adult-Sized Gary Coleman perhaps suffer from... a height disorder? We know how stressful it can be on actors. Perhaps the man at the bowling alley caught him on a day where, despite all of his adult-size-surgery hype, he was actually short again.

ooh, that's a good theory. maybe he and francesca are related! i smell plot twist!

I smell adult sized Gary Coleman...

Hm. That is unfortunate.