Break a Leg

During work I thought it’d be cool to show off my awesome Spiderman skills. Somehow I managed to end up with two tip-less fingers. I’ve finally stopped typing like a medically neglected retard.

Anyone else attempt an impossible fete and fail miserably? With a large audience?

I planned my sister's wedding at a Dairy Queen and that turned out to be an impossible fete.

You have totally lost me, Spiderman skills? Tipless fingers? What'd you do to yourself?

I was climbing a wall with steel shelves, and they have these tiny little holes. I slipped and got my fingers stuck.

I had my moment of glory. Even if it was brief.

Oh god, that's awful. That just sounds horribly painful.

Spider-man would never want someone to hurt themselves so in his name.

What Spiderman don't know won't hurt him. ;]

Spiderman knows everything and he feels our pain.