Break a Leg

Dear Creators of BaL (the show, not the deity), Cast, Crew, Supporters Fans, Followers, and Worshipers,

I know this is out of character because I don't usually post on message boards with my real name. Usually you can catch me on alt.deathmetal with my tag "Slayer0000AD". Don't PM me or I'll send you to hell. Haha. No. Seriously.

I'm so very proud of the work you're doing here, promoting the twin causes of Zombies and the minor Jewish holidays, the minoriest of all being Channukah, the Festival of the Menorah; the holy Jewish weapon. In my time in Jewrusalem (which is what we called it back then to distinguish it from Gerrysalem which was filled with Germans), I made a few changes, such as giving sight to the blind and blah blah blah there's a couple books out there about what I did; go read them. The bottom line is that when I was faced with adversity, I dealt with it in my own special way. And so you need to deal with the adversity and challenges of making your show in your own special way. If you push hard enough, maybe you'll break through!

My point is simply that you guys are doing a great job. We're pulling for you, and are waiting for you to break out on the little big screen.

Until then, be nice to other people and vote Bill Richardson for President of America. Is he still running? We only get CSPAN up here.

Happy "Wake-Up-Jesus" Day!

Best Wishes,
Jesus Hermano Christ

Thanks, JHC, that was really special. Makes a guy feel that what he's doing matters to somebody, even if that somebody is only the son of a god

Jennifer,

Here's a verse I want you to read:

Proverbs, 3:14/25-*_* :
"And if a Man, Animal, Plant or Mineral, haveth he or she if said Man, Animal, Plant or Mineral is a female or it if shemale, if that hath a lightning bolt that can roast the bottom of another, then he/she/it/they shallth be given rethpect. And such a man shall not be celebrated by wine, but by wine coolers, for they are far less icky. Huzzah!"

JC,

I don't do anti-logic mender-bender whats-this-jacket-sauce. Make it grammatically plausible and I shall acquiesce to your request.

In short: I have lightning power, so respect me.

I'm also a level 4 paladin.

If you go to church, I'd like you to loudly point out each time there's an "amen" that I actually said "Huzzah!" after everything I said, so please follow this tradition.

Warmest Celestial Regards,
J.H. Christ

Ah, I remember those verses from my Hebrew Studies class. I think it's in reference to the mighty D&D battle between Moses and David. David may be able to take down a giant, but who can beat a man who can get God to part a sea and smite rebellious Israelites with lightening bolts with time to spare for carving rules in stone.

Haha. True. That was a busy week.

You know, you're pretty much exactly as I expected you'd be. I always got a lot of flak, you know, going against the grain and such. But looks like I was right after all.

Dashiell, I've always gone against the grain. There's always been things that seemed like a bad idea, but I did 'em anyway; like joining a fraternity! You know those 30 years the Bible leaves out? Well, lemme just say...Tappa Tappa Keg! WoOT!

Of course I grew out of that and eventually rolled back into Jewrusalem to do my job. See, if all I had done was just being born and then real quickly jumping up on that T, it would've SUCKED. I had a little bit of fun because I went against the grain. See how that works?

You're a twit.

**** you Lucy. I don't go trolling your message boards to post **** about you. **** you. I'm telling Dad.

/ignore

At what point do you need to re-evaluate your purpose on this site? We have, graciously, been allowed to post here, presumably because we are fans of this amazing show.

While I myself have ventured into the possibilities that an online personality affords me, we must always be mindful that we are in someone else's digital living room.

That leads me to believe that this site is not a sounding board for us to 1. take each other too seriously; 2. purposefully offend another's religious sensibilities; or 3. spread hostility.

So redirect your energies, ladies and gentlemen--to find the Easter eggs I am convinced Vlad and Yuri have hidden in their latest conversation.

And Jesus, Lucy Fer, don't make me come back there!

I will pull this show over and we'll all go back to Episode 1 and just sit there!

If I may borrow a phrase from FOX News Special Reports:

"Epic lulz" you guys

Very well put Femke. That's exactly what I was thinking, except I didn't put it in those words exactly. More, "What the fuck just happened?!"

And PLEASE try to keep doing that. I want to see you do it. Because Jennifer will pull this show over and I will go Madea on your asses.

Have we ever mentioned how much we love our fans?

And by fans you mean me? Right Yuri? I'm sure the s was a typo.

Nawww, just foolin.
I really had you going.

Whoever Jesus H. Christ is, he's fairly eloquent.

All this commotion is not my way; my way is smoother and involves more chocolate.

If you will notice, all my postings are laced with references to BaL (the show, not the deity). Thus, I am directly supporting the propagation of BaL related messages on this board, and also indirectly supporting it through Divine Intervention.

Go ahead Jennifer, pull the show over. I need to pee anyhow.

Oh Canadians...so peace loving and...normal.

I'm going to take a bath in cocaine to wash the normal off me.

Do NOT go there Lucy Fer. This board does NOT need more of your negativity. There is nothing normal about Canadians, and you know it.

HEY HEY HEY! Though I'm usually for tossing around Canadians, I oddly feel a solidarity with them right now. I mean, I am close enough to Canada, and have that horrible, mid-western accent. So, don't hate on our friends the Canadians. They give us back-bacon and syrup and cheap prescription drugs.

I agree Maggie; tell that to Lucy Fer.

Canadians have invented many things over their exciting history, such as canadian bacon, and Québec.

And my favorite, HOCKEY!!! Convenient to forget, isn't it J? Painful memories? Everyone on this board: I knocked out two of his teeth when we were kids. If he weren't you know... Him...they would have stayed out.

The first version of Ice Hockey was actually promulgated by the Dutch in the 1600's. Modern Hockey, however, took shape in Canada in Montreal - which of course is part of Québec. I know this because I inspired its creation, and just to refresh my memory I checked it out on wikipedia.

Well, I have to go back upstairs for some time. Keep up the good work BaLpeople. I'll be watching over you like a dolphin watches over the ocean floor.

XOXO,
Jesus Hermano Christ

If he's leaving then I'm leaving.

Maybe because we're the same person.

Good luck BaL, because I'll be watching you TOO. MWHAHAHA! Seriously. I'll be watching you. I love the show!

XXX,
Lucy Fer

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