Break a Leg

Hey, I was wondering if anyone here could write a really quick easter skit for me. I looked for some online, but they are all for little kids. It would only have to be like 2-3minutes long. Thanks!

Scene 1. Ent. Giant Rabbit
Giant rabbit hops on screen, hops off

Scene 2. Cut to disappointed looking child

DONE

Just add some boobs and an explosion or two and you're good to go!

Definitely the boobs. Then it'll go over well on the interwebinets.

Oh, and make sure to include the tag "Furry."

Can we get the Easter Bunny in a drunken and coked-out rage demolishing a country western bar?

Someone should cook and eat the Easter Bunny.

Haha, thanks for all of the suggestions, but after searching all night on the internet, some of which lead me to porn sites, I finally found a decent one. Thanks though =)

i always thought it would be funny to serve rabbit at easter. especially if there were kids present.

That's horrible.
And BRILLIANT.
You evil genius.

You both make me want to cry :0(

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Copying Dashiell's smilies?!
SHAME

it's a fusion of Dashiell's and Hannah's smilies. please don't shame me! i like it here!

Hahaha I like the fusion.

And I still think my idea was genius and would have been incredibly easy to film if you found a giant rabbit that would work for free.

A giant rabbit lays eggs around the yard, and so the children follow the egg trail and he's waiting at the end with his mouth wide open and filled with candy and signs that read "more candy" so the children think it is some kind of candy-landy place and enter and the rabbit promptly eats them because, as we all know, rabbits eat children that don't eat their vegetables (to teach them a lesson) and also children that do eat their vegetables (because they're competition).

Good morning world! Here I come!

And after a few days of being missing and the parents having lost all their hope, miraculously the giant rabbit lays a giant egg inside of which are the kids. Safe and sound, dazed and confused (and missing one kidney).