Break a Leg

I'M BACK.
I thought I deserved my own topic because I'm your favorite person ever.
Anyways, I was going to write like, ten pages about all the content I'm catching up on right now, but I have buckets and buckets of homework to do.
So hopefully this will do.
I missed you guys!

Hooray!

Welcome back, Hannah!

Have fun with that homework...

Welcome back, Hannah! We missed you.

Et Tu Brute? I hate homework.

Buckets and buckets of homework? Are you studying to be a milk maid?

Not that it's not a noble profession...

Yeah, I mean: just look at Tiffany Aiking.

Can I--I don't know how exactly to phrase this--can I be your cow? Or goat? Or, I don't know, snake?

I don't think you can milk snakes. I mean, yes you can get venom from their fangs, but that's not really milking. That's...that's venoming.

Jennifer, don't knock Hannah's future profession, milking snakes is a noble and just cause. I fully support you in your future snake milking endeavor's Hannah.

However, homework is no excuse to not be watching the show, you need to get your priorities straight. I think they should go something like this.

1. Break a Leg
2. Sending money to those responsible for Break a Leg
3. Snake Milking
4. Re-watching Break a Leg
5. Eating

I was just going by a conversation I overheard in a coffee shop the other day while I was standing in line, waiting for a free re-fill: "I've milked a lot of snakes in my time and every one of the b*st*rds had it coming."

Of course, she might have said, "I've mic'ed a lot of snakes...," but then that wouldn't have made as much sense.

I know, Dashiell, I'm TRYING.
But there are so many snakes to milk.
SO. MANY. SNAKES.
Anyways, if you guys want to give me your addresses, I'd be happy to show up at your houses.
I mean, uh, send you money.

Oh god stalker!

:0P

Perhaps I should send a P.O Box? Besides, you're obviously quite busy snake-milking, I would have to be heartless to ask a person in such a position to give us money. :0(

I like money