Break a Leg

Hey, that guy who plays the mysterious tech guy in the first minute of the first episode is pretty hot. Is he single?

Dashiell, what have we told you about posting under different names?

hahaha

I don't think it's about me? The only techs in the 1st minute of the 1st episode are well, noone, but I guess Duane or Larry could be misconstrued as one. Hm... quite the mystery we have on our hands.

Do you mean the guy workling the laugh track machine at the start of Ep.1?

I think they thought the laugh-track machine was a man---its a common misconception

"I'd hit that!"

Laugh track!!!

Dashiell, he was implying that you were, in fact posing as "Tabula Rasa" so as to anonymously make your move on said "hot tech guy"

i just assumed "tech guy" was the same as "crew guy"

Screw you guys. I find Tabula Rasa's interest very flattering. But, of course, I have to ask: Are you sure it's not the shirt that's turning you on?

No no I got that, and was deeply insulted by the implication that I would ever pose as someone else to state something that's so plainly obvious, I'm hot, there, I said it, it's not like it's a big surprise, I was born with a gift, a gift to be ridiculously attractive, it's a difficult road to walk, but someone's got to do it.

But you know, I think Tachko is right, I would definitely hit that, especially Edgar, man, that gold gets me going.

Considering Dash's legendary feats of ambulatory gusto, isn't every road difficult for him to walk?

I have always thought Dashiell was a gorgeous man. That's why we try to put him in as little scenes as possible -- too good looking.

It's true, it's all true.

I'm hot, which is funny because when I typed that out the first time I accidentally made a typo and wrote, "I'm not" ...strange...

Haiku.

Jesus saves
Traitors
on Thursdays and Federal Holidays.

Traitor.

I'm sorry, that doesn't follow the 5-7-5. Yes, it has to proper number of syllables, but it doesn't flow.

Originally, she said in a monotonous voice, haiku counted the number of "on" in a line. Since Japanese "on" don't translate/transmute perfectly into English syllables, the 5-7-5 rule is controversial at best.

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

I forget who wrote that.

Huh.

I just realized I can suck the funny out of any situation!

Hmm... unfortunate wording, though.

Femke, dispair not
Your posts are very welcome.
Comedy takes work.

Mint is
still
a traitor.

Dashiell is clearly a hottie. In fact, the entire cast and crew of Break a Leg is entirely made up of hotties. Plus Yuri.

Just kidding, I love you Yuri. Please have my children.

Uhm... Jenny? Yuri's ...goods are a little spoken for.

What do you say we fight over him in a big tub o' Jello?

EXCELLENT.

I'll bring the pudding.
((Did you know that Jello makes pudding?! Weird.))

I guess actual Jello would be more fun. What flavor?

I'm all about the strawberry!

(plus green apple would just... look weird.)

They have green apple Jello?! YUCK.
I could go for some strawberry Jello right about now...

Also: the Jello must NOT be sugar-free.

Mmmmm... sugared up, artificially coloured, gelatinized water... All jokes aside, it's deleeeeeshious.

Also, Jennifer--

thank you for your poetry
your carefully planned flattery
for giving a piece of yourself to me
(although that might be a hyperbole)

*note: before anyone corrects me, I know that while hyperbole is an overstatement, it might not apply to this particular figure of speech. I am fine with that. *grin*