Break a Leg

Hello and welcome to BaL, the fashionably new fashion sitcom site. That has lots of quotes! Quotable quotes!
MEMORABLE quotes. So, what are your favourite? What do you say too much in real life?

Mine are:
"Are we having a very berry day today?"
"I didn't get the job...did I?"

And that oft repeated classic

"It's Scandinavian"

So, to our curiosity, what's your favourite?

Hmmmm.

"What are you doing except nothing?!"
"...AND A PINECONE!"
"I have a height disorder... Sometimes I go days without growing."
"That isn't very berry at all."
"Today is a great day for ART!"
"Potato" instead of "perfect."

Um. Pretty much every line that any character has said, ever.
Oh, and not a quote, but I started eating apples like Jennifer.

Wow...we've influenced people's eating habits...we're on our way up!

What about oranges? But you have to make a point to have a lot of difficulty eating them, you know, I can't even imagine what kind of hyjynx would ensue if Jennifer were to encounter a coconut, those things are a royal pain in the ass to eat.

Ooh, another!

"Y'know, I'm not like...Jack Bauer"

Here are some of my favorite quotes from LoobTube...
Sorry if they aren't quoted...uhm...perfectly (which is what a quote should be), but anyways, it's all from memory...

"I want you to film me naked."

"How do you superman a hoe?"

"...for your entertainment, I'm going to blow my ******* brains out."

and last but not least

"I better get a feature on ******* YouTube."

-"If you want to make it in LA, drop your pants and kill somebody."
-"Inter-Gore-Net"
-"What's the F for...#$@$ing!And the G and the C are for Gary Coleman, of course."

I know it's probably arrogant to quote your own show, but the way an actor says a line sometimes gets it stuck in my head for months. Here are some of those:

"Oh no, zombies.."
"Tazel mov, heey!"
"Today... is a great day for art!"
"I HATE mimes... they're like fake people..."
--Pretty much any line that Mint says.
--Pretty much any Height Disorder line.

"I don't think we're using 'peg' in the same way."

"...then boom."
"Boom?"
"BOOOOOM!!"

Ooh, ooh.

"You're that goat legs kid, right?"
"I'm that goat legs man now, David."

Just because we couldn't say that line without cracking up for like 45 minutes.

"Stop raising your hands!"

That one's from the future.

"Do you have the, uh, notes from 5th period?" So. good.

i think jimmy's is really funny even though i don't know what it's about yet.

porn-galaxy and man-hammer have both entered my main vocabulary.

Kevin, you have no idea how much I've used man-hammer today.

the first time i read that i thought you said "used my man-hammer" and i got a little weirded out. but i'm ok now.

Everything. Everyone. Every Fruit.

Oh and the way you spelt Hyjynx Dashiell was...was just scrumptous.

Stop raising your hands!

Got it now. Great one.

"I just hate books."

I don't know why...but that's really funny to me.

"Mint, like the Holiday Cover Band!"

There were so many good ones in Episode 7 dude. I can't even choose.

"Maybe you should buy her some flowers."
"I tried to lock her in a room with me."
"Yeah, just buy her some flowers. And maybe drop the potato thing."
God that office lady was rad.

"I'd do anything for someone who used to kinda look like Jesus."

And I still wanna know what Mint says during the bleep!!!! God Damnit!

:-)

One of my FAVORITE quotes is from Stan Marley in Episode 2:
David: Look the actors are really upset about this, they're threatening to quit. Look, they don't want-

Stan: They don't want what? Mansions? Castles? Cars...sports cars...sports? Gravel...for your landscape, in front of your house? Eucalyptus trees...maybe a koala bear? I mean which one of those?"

Can't help but laugh out loud every time I watch that, literally gets me every single time; and most of it is improv...brilliant; that's actually my favorite scene in the whole show.

Did I spell hyjynx wrong? Hm... Hyjinx... Hyjquxkn. meh, I give up.

Also, that office lady is my mom! yeah! My mom is rad!

Hooray for rad moms!

Your MOM is rad...oh...first time ever that the joke doesn't work

That's what she said?

You did what with who for how many jelly beans?

oh jelly beans, you know, I like the black ones, but so many people don't, I could make some sort of racist joke, but that'd be just too easy. I'm just honestly confused why so many people don't like licorice.

Wow, someone else loves black jelly beans too?

Maybe we should start a club or something.

Consider me on board.

I'm going to forcefully steer this conversation away from black jelly beans and back to quotes.

What are some favorite quotes from episodes 4-9? What are some favorite moments? And, do you like Jelly beans?

"hanging from the rafter by his own small intestines with ladys undergarments shoved down his throat" How random is that? Ha ha it made me laugh! I love starburst jelly beans and the sour jelly belly's. What kind of Jelly Beans do you like? What are your favorite quotes? Do you like any other Webisodes?

"I brought you vagina flowers."

"I'm ready for the vagina. Now I just can't get it out of my head."

Basically anytime Jimmy says "vagina"

This is going to sound unbearably girly but I thought the flower exchange between Amber and David was really well written, especially the "Well, now you ruined the big finale." line.

PS- "Tazel mov, heey!" will always be at the top of my list for favorite quotes.

That IS unbearably girly of you, Anna. We were hoping people would say that, though. We tried to make it realistic and in the Break a Leg style -- I'm glad to hear we may have pulled it off.

What are everyone's favorite Conversations?

I still have to say Channukah Zombies is my favorite Conversation. Even though the new ones are rip-snorting hilarious, nothing can compete with the Jewish Holy Candle Holder.

I love: "This metaphor isn't working anymore."

from the most recent conversation.

Without a doubt, my most-watched conversation is C@*kablanca. The awkwardness was delicious, the intimate stretching exercises set the perfect tone, and the way Mint's eyes bug out when Chase says "Or I do that. I'll do that to you." Ahhh...

Some of the best lines:

"Just remember, you deliver piz-za."
That tone kills me, in the good way.

"I'm so HUNGRY... for your piz-za." (the second time)
Me too, me too!

"It's from the heart, Chase."

It sure is...

I can't actually say "I'm so hungry" any more, it always ends up being, "I'm so hungry... for your piiiizza.."

by far the best lines for me were from Jimmy Scotch to Amber:

"That sweater is really becoming on you..."
"If I were on you, I'd be cumming too."

the absolute funniest thing i've heard in a long time.

also, I made the first post on Alexis Boozer's IMDb site. Sadly, it doesn't list BaL in her credits though.
Love the show and have been hooked from the opening "At least I'm not being held hostage" line.

Jen-Avenged is quickly moving up in my most watched list.

"Maybe we should stop trying to kill me and see..the crazy doctor."

The inflection is briiiiiliant.

Seven out of Ten, easily.

"I hate to interrupt but is everybody pretty much ready for a sea of blood?"

Brian Forster pretty much kills me with every line he has.

"Scary girl, you stay here."

probably in my top ten

Guys!

I'm bringing this back. Any lines from the finale that you love? Or any lines that, months later, you're still quoting?

Let's liven things up a bit, eh?!

I know I write the show with Vlad, but here are some of my favorites (off the top of my head) from the season finale episodes.

-"..I said to her, Midori -- I'm going to Hollywood, and by cock, I'm going to be a star."
-"You said that to your mother?"
-"Well, to her grave -- you don't lie to the dead, David. They always know."

-"I met a nazi."
-"I met my spirit animal. It was a cock... my spirit animal."
-"Yeah.."
-"She says hi."
-"So does the Nazi."
-"Heeey, guys."

And...

"I'd lost the rat bit."
"The whole thing's the rat bit."
"Yeah."

..there's more, but it's a start! Now, YOU!