Creationism

I almost had to drop my planned topic for today, in favor of this guy:



This guy would appear to be... a dick. What you can't see out of frame is not only several able-bodied men such as myself standing without a seat (had I wanted the seat I would have asked for it, but after sitting at work all day I wanted to stand), but also a significantly advanced in years woman standing and holding a pole to keep from falling down.

The best part was when he took the sock off of one foot to, I don't know, pick his toes or some shit. I didn't turn to look, I was already too disgusted.

Anyway, lately I've had video and computer games on my mind, probably due to the recent several high-profile games launches and a few upcoming.
Spore, Lego Batman, Crysis: Warhead, LittleBigPlanet

You see I used to be a serious gamer, I'm talking hours at a stretch planted in front of
Roller Coaster Tycoon, Half Life 2, or any of the Civilization series. Never much of a real-time strategy fan, too stressful. I switched over to portable when my son was born, having at one time a PSP and a Nintendo DS, but then gradually dropped those as well. I've dipped my toe a bit back into the gaming waters since the launch of the iPhone App Store, but even those are decidedly on the casual side (Sudoku, Spore:Origins (basically FlOw but you tilt the phone to move around), Tangrams).

I thought that it was simply an issue of time: namely not having enough of it. It's tough with work, acting, and a child to cram in meaningless fun. I figured I fought the good fight and Stephen Hawking's nightmarish time-eating Horror Cricket had just caught up to me.

But then I realized something else, something more fundamental had changed. I really think that given more time I just would not spend it gaming. I sometimes have the opportunity, and even try to pursue a hard-core game or two when I have the sequential hours to devote, but my heart's never quite in it.

No, I think I've just decided to draw a line between being a consumer and a creator.

I mean gaming's great and all, but why would I devote hours and hours (some games' stories clock in at 15-20 hours of gameplay, and even orders of magnitude more for an RPG), to a half-baked story whose only real purpose is to get me to the next shooting gallery? Today when I sit down to play a game I feel a palpable sense of time being wasted, time that can never, ever be earned back. 

I don't know if I can officially cut the cord to gaming and swear it off forever, especially not with
Fallout 3 coming out so soon, but I do know that I'd rather spend my time doing something more productive. Or at least thinking about doing something more productive. Or trying to come up with something more productive to do.

No criticism of gamers intended here, I honestly wish I didn't feel this way. It would be so much easier if I could just blow a whole weekend locking Sims in a doorless, toiletless room with a coffee maker, or letting them climb into the pool then removing the ladder.

Ah, those were the days. 

Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 by Registered CommenterJimmy Scotch in | Comments1 Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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Jenday XXX: Convention

So, I read a lot of fantasy fiction.  And I'm not talking about porn, as the number of this blog may suggest.  The last couple of books I've picked up really got me thinking about one of the most popular conventions in story telling: young, naive, but latently talented guy meets old, experienced guy and they save the world.  There are other people along the way, but it's mostly Frodo and Gandalf, or Garion and Belgarath, or Eragon and Brom...over and over and over.  There's always somebody who's been watching them all their lives and suddenly turns out not to be Aunt Pol, but Polgara: Immortal Sourcerus, 2nd Deciple of What's-his-bucket - the ancient god of blah Blah BLAH!

This convention is shaped by our internal needs to be somebody special - that little farm boy who grew up to be king, or the beggar girl that suddenly finds herself possessed of one of the rarest powers in the world and only she can protect the good and the handsome and intelligent prince inexplicably loves her.  This is nothing new.   Stories like this were being told back before Greece was even an island.


Why do we read these books?

Well, because of the other stuff: the other characters, the other goings on.  We KNOW that the young kid and the old guy are going to save the world.  Oh yeah.  And so we can cast fireballs and fly dragons.  Cuz that would be so cool!  Ok, so more of the good stuff and less of the convention is what I'm going for.  Look at Terry Pratchett's work and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about.

Elves and a superior race?  Superior bastards is more like. Now dwarves: dwarves are good.  They make stuff, the live in mountains, they fight, and they drink.  Magic?  They empower their hammers with the magic of ass-kicking, skull bashing, and head-butting...not necessarily in that order, though.  And humans...in stories they're all a bunch of dullards, except for the one special kid and one old fart, and the thief with the heart of gold, the big dumb warrior and the sexy mysterious magic-using broad that's like 1000 years old but looks 16.

Now in MY story, it's a dwarf, a kobold, a scaven, and a couple of halflings that have nothing to do with each other.  The world they live in is called Beta.  Can you see where I'm going with this?  It's a test world.  And things in the test world don't always get finished.  And sometimes things don't work they way they should.  And people find ways to eploit those disfunctionalities which make up the basic space-time fabric that is Beta.  All the normal people go about their lives playing by the rules as they've been layed out.  But there is always somebody who doesn't want to play by the rules and wants to get all the leet gear and pwn all the nubs lol!!!11!  And of course, somebody has to stop them.

Enter our heros.  Now the dwarf...is a samurai.  How much more unconventional can you be than a dwarven samurai?  And his Emperor sends him on what should, by all accounts, be a wild goose chase.  The emperor send the samurai on The Quest for the One-Sided Coin.  Well, it's looney, but a samurai has to obey his emperor or he will bring great shame on everybody.  So the dwarf goes off and meets the other characters accidentally in a tavern.  Which is TOTALLY conventional, but it's a gaming world convention and one that I felt I could allow.  The kobold is a martial artist specializing in the Drunken Master style; the scaven is a thief who is part man, part rat, and all disgusting; one of the halflings sufferes from a complete lack of fear and/or good common sense; and the other halfling is at one time trying to master the arcane powers inherent in nature and alternately get into a wider real estate market.

Hilarity ensues.  I promise.

I've been working on this idea for quite some time and have a few bits actually written out, with tons of ideas for side characters dreamed up over a life time of living with a wild imagination.  I am going to start turning my will towards this project.  Because it is constructive.  It is something I should be doing.  Lately all I've been doing is drinking and playing World of Warcraft...this is not healthy.

With the First Season of Break a Leg coming to an end and the prospects of future projects uncertain, and IF content will still be needed on this site on a regular basis, then I may, from time to time, subject you to more of this story as it unfolds.  I know I promised something like that in the past with that little cartoon thing, but after the majority of my work got wiped when the server at work crashed...I sorta lost heart.

Oh, and to make this blog have to do with Break a Leg: We should go to conventions like WonderCon and Comic Con and be ourselves to attract attention.


Happy Jenday!

Posted on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 by Registered CommenterJennifer | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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Fan Day Blog -- "Of Communities and Fanmail"

I have been thinking about community a lot lately. I don’t mean community as defined by the location of your house; I think that by now, for most of us, our streets are no longer our playgrounds. As we “mature”, we spend more time indoors (working, watching television, cleaning, cooking) and we only see our neighbors on our short walks to our cars. For those of us who don’t park in the garage, that is.

What I’m referring to as community is a sense of belonging to a group.

You may call the notion primitive; you might even fear that I have fallen in with a guild. Fair enough. Indeed, there does not seem to be as much of a need for community in the original sense: we no longer help tending to our farms or building our houses; the majority of us buy our food from stores and we can hire people to build our custom homes. I’d go on, but you get my point.

However, I don’t think we as modern individuals have outgrown the need for community. As I’ve grown up, the situations life throws at me have grown increasingly difficult, and I myself still enjoy the support of the more experienced and the fresh perspectives of the less. But, as a post-University adult, I’m finding said community nearly impossible to find. I moved hours away from what little family I had here in Canada to find my dream job, only to find myself surrounded by fabulous coworkers—who have lived here their whole lives, have established long-term friendships, and are busy with budding families. Whenever I do seem to find a community, it’s artificial (like the hypocritical hippies in their early twenties who wish they lived in a commune inhabited solely by other beautiful young people) or arbitrary (like meeting once a week at a church or getting together whenever someone “has the time”).

What I’m ultimately getting at is that I think I understand why people go to coffee shops by themselves or even post ridiculous opinions on news website forums, hoping to strike a nerve. We’re looking for a connection, wherever possible.

Both Drew and Jennifer mentioned in their previous blogs that it’s the fans that feed their passions for acting for that same reason, although on a different scale: it is the value of connection. My point is that the company here on this website, the fans supporting this amazing show and the wonderful cast and crew itself, has always been extremely positive. It makes me feel pleased to be a part of this Internet community, which although artificial in terms of need, location and even time, has striven to make an honest, personal connection.

So thank you all yet again, for all the beauty, class, style, and gyrating you are putting into this giant project. After all, Ebay was getting too expensive and I needed some free joy from somewhere.

Femke

Posted on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 by Registered CommenterBreak a Leg in | Comments1 Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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Bloopers, Episode 10-12 are out for your giggling!

See all the fun, all the singing and all the stabbing that went into shooting Episodes 10-12. That's right, stabbings. In this blooper reel we have the first official injury on the Break a Leg set! Bad enough to make us take Flynn (Larry) to the hospital so that the nurses could call him a baby for going there.

You can watch the episode on YouTube or right here on the site.

Episode 16 and 17 are going to be out on the last two weeks of October -- so stay tuned for the final episodes of the Break a Leg season, coming in just a few weeks!

Thanks, guys!

Enjoy!

-Yuri

Posted on Monday, September 22, 2008 by Registered CommenterBreak a Leg | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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Rolling Gourds

Well here we are again, writing my blog on the day it's supposed to be up. I think Late Again Films and I were destined to be together.

I had a topic for today but then my wife told me about something that happened to her that I just couldn't resist talking about.

She went grocery shopping the other day and picked up a watermelon: a nice round seedless job about the size of a basketball. We get these all the time at Trader Joe's, they're nice and sweet and juicy.

Now my wife hates things rattling around in the back of the car, and I have to admit it gets really annoying. As she was driving home she could hear this watermelon rolling back and forth and thumping into the sides of the cargo area of the car. "Dbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdb -- THUMP! Dbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdb -- THUMP!" Really annoying, just rolling around with each turn.

So she stops the car right here.


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Around 19th Avenue and Ulloa or so, and opens up the hatchback on our Saturn Vue. 19th Avenue has a slight downhill grade heading southbound mind you.

Try not to anticipate here, it's much more fun that way.

This nice round juicy watermelon rolls out the back of the car and hits the ground running. She barely has any time to react, it just rolls away. 

Here is where you can follow along on the map in the window above. If there is no window above, get a
better browser.

That watermelon rolls past Larsen Park and Vicente Street, continues past the Stern Grove Recreation Area on your left (on the watermelon's right), crosses the very busy intersection at 19th and Sloat, then continues on towards Stonestown Mall and San Francisco State University, after which point she completely loses sight of it. As it rolls southbound in the northbound lane cars are madly swerving to avoid the gourdy fruit, afraid of I know not what happening were they to roll over it.

So we didn't enjoy a watermelon that night but I did enjoy a laugh. Maybe next week I'll tell you about the time I screwed up James Brown's New Year's Eve concert at the Fairmont Hotel. 

Posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 by Registered CommenterJimmy Scotch in | Comments2 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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