Kevin Smith's Podcast Sucks
Friday, August 15, 2008
Jimmy Scotch in drew lanning

Editor's Note: This was supposed to be posted last, last thursday. Sorry, Drew!

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I'm writing this from work because, well it's Thursday and I haven't written anything yet. I'm kind of under the gun here.

At my wife's suggestion I wrote a whole post about burritos. Luckily for all of you I developed some sanity before going too far with that, but I'll keep it in my back pocket for someday when I'm really desperate for ideas.

It's kind of ironic that, given how hard it is sometimes for me to come up with anything to write about week after week, I've been seriously toying (oxymoron?) with the idea of starting a podcast.

Now overall, starting a podcast is dead simple. You record something, somehow, then put it on the... web? Right. It's easy to get started, but I'm historically a starter.

You know how some people are non-starters? I'm a starter, i.e. a non-finisher. It's gotten so bad that within the last few years I'm such a non-finisher that I've almost flirted with the idea of becoming a non-starter altogether. "Close the loop" as they say in the boardrooms of America.

I've read David Allen's crap-tacular fiction piece "Getting Things Done" and cruised the websites that it's inspired. One of the few concepts that I've managed to take away from that is the "Someday" list. Mine is growing.

I do however want to move the "Start a Podcast" from "Someday" to "Today", which is fairly trivial to do. The problem is that I would like to be sure I do so in such a way that it doesn't move right out of "Today" and into "Yesterday". I want to be sure I've set myself up for success, as it were.

Sorry, sitting in this office just brings out the CEO Bingo in me.

My main concern obviously is with TIME. When the hell am I supposed to do this? I can barely scrape together 10 songs worth of a time to write a blog post, much less record and edit a podcast.

Then of course there's content. I'm leaving time out of the equation for now and focusing on what the hell I'm supposed to talk about. There are many facets to my life, including some never really discussed here (my day job, for one), so I've got several areas of interest I could ramble on about.

In other words, I can bore the shit out of you people six ways from Sunday.

Advice welcome.

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